I Get Mail...

I found this in my inbox after lunch today....

Reasons to attend boot camp:

- I gave up jogging for my health when my thighs kept rubbing together and setting fire to my knicker's.

- The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight because by then, your body and your fat are really good friends.

- One of life's mysteries is how a 2-pound box of chocolates can make a woman gain 5 lbs.

- Amazing! You hang something in your closet for a while and it shrinks 2 sizes!